The Best of Only in Israel

• You become friends with the falafel guy after only 5 minutes.
• The taxi driver has great advice for your marriage life
• And in the market place, the salesman knows exactly the girl for you
• Even children take a shower everyday.
• They all speak English, at least they think they do.
• Doesn’t matter where you come from, there would always be someone whose family’s origin is exactly your hometown.
• And he’d always ask if you know someone he knows.
• Only in Israel The streets are full with soldiers, but everybody wants peace.
• The beach is filled with gorgeous girls in bikinis, but none is topless.
• It is so tiny, you can hardly see it on the map, yet on cable you can find TV channels from all around the globe.
• In a restaurant you will get at a Greek salad, Arabic humus, Italian coffee, and French pastry.
• The national soccer team never gets to the world cup games, but everyone knows aaaall the players on aaaall the teams.
• Only in Israel They all have a political view. Sometimes even two, or three.
• Everybody thinks the Prime Minister is an idiot, and the government does lousy job, but whoever dares say it on TV is not objective.
• There are bars same as in America, parties same as in the far east, fashion same as in Europe, and mess like in the middle east
• Only in Israel You can drive across the whole country in three hours driving
• And see on your way snow on top of the mountains, sandy hot desert, and magnificent blue sea
• You can haggle even on a chain store in the mall. And sometimes you might even succeed
• Every girl you ever hit on was once in the army.
• When they cut you in the middle of the sentence it is out of empathy and affection.
• 50 kilometers from a 3000 year old city is where most start-up ventures are being started.
• You can buy a jalabiya at the market place, continue with a pair of Gap jeans, and carry on with a Zara jacket .
• Only in Israel On one street you can find four synagogues, in none they would pray on the same manner.